I sings the songs that I write with my own two hands. Well, I sings them with my voice; I write them with my own two hands. And really, I guess I only really write with one hand. I tried writing with the other one once; it was unsatisfying. And illegible. Not that it's all that legible with the good hand. SO: I sings the songs with my voice that I write, semi-legibly, with my one good hand. Not that there's anything wrong with the other hand, it just doesn't write very well. But it has other uses: it holds the fork when I cut meat with a knife, and it makes the chords happen on my guitar. Both of those are important things. SO: I sings the songs with my voice that I write with my one good writing hand, while my other hand fingers chords or holds a fork.
I think I need to lie down.